Hollywood Hacking Vs. Reality

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Hollywood Hacking Vs. Reality

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Hollywood vs reality: the top shows a dramatic "hacking" progress bar straight out of a 90s thriller, while the bottom reveals the embarrassing truth—it's just a bunch of print() statements. Nothing says "elite hacker" like displaying fake progress messages in the terminal while your actual code does absolutely nothing. Next time your non-tech friend asks you to "hack something," just run this script and watch them be amazed by your "skills." Bonus points if you type really fast while it runs.

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