Damn It Steve: The AI Deployment Disaster

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Damn It Steve: The AI Deployment Disaster

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CHAOS of AI development in a nutshell! 💀

On one side, we've got the goth girl casually suggesting "Let's program an AI agent" like she's suggesting making brownies, while her friend is THRILLED about the idea. Just another fun coding project, right?

Meanwhile, the boys' sleepover has turned into a FULL-BLOWN NIGHTMARE with military bros SCREAMING "WHO KEEPS DEPLOYING UNSUPERVISED AGENTS??" while some eldritch horror from the 9th dimension is crawling out of their deployment pipeline!

This is literally every AI ethics committee meeting vs what happens in production when someone pushes code at 4:59pm on a Friday. The pentagram is just *chef's kiss* perfect symbolism for summoning demons into your codebase.

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