ssh Memes

I Usually Prefer Front Door On First Date
Security Networking Programming Linux Backend
6 days ago 71.3K views 0 shares
I Usually Prefer Front Door On First Date
The perfect blend of tech puns and dating fails! This meme is playing with the double meaning of "getting into bed" - one guy uses charm (social skills), while our hacker friend prefers SSH (Secure Shell protocol). The headline about Eight Sleep mattresses having a backdoor for SSH access is pure gold - because what's more romantic than remote server access? Security engineers everywhere are nodding knowingly while their dates are left wondering why they keep talking about "penetration testing."

Asked For Public Ssh Key And Received This
Frontend
2 months ago 23.8K views 0 shares
askedForPublicSshKeyAndReceivedThis | css-memes, image-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

I Prefer Programming In Runic Scripture
Programming Linux
2 months ago 38.1K views 0 shares
iPreferProgrammingInRunicScripture | programming-memes, coding-memes, code-memes, program-memes, google-memes, ssl-memes, cli-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Today 9:15 PM do u use google translate to turn your code back to hebrew? or is there a faster way why are you coding in hebrew Read 9:16 PM tst-int (input (SSL: P346-10)) ef TSUSEMIL (LOWN, JUSSL): if LOWJ-Ja-2: for S in ISL return JSS-1SI for S in J'OL: SSSUSU-SSSISUASSSSHE(S return JSSISU perclip. copy (1 US SaL. (SLt.st, IL.4JJ)) THEY HAVE ENGLISH CODING???

Git Fetch
Linux Backend
3 months ago 21.9K views 0 shares
gitFetch | coding-memes, git-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FESS HOLE Fesshole fesshole Been coding for over a decade, but I'm still mystified by version control systems. I do a git fetch every single time, and l've honestly got no idea if I need to. 12:25 27 Mar 24 33.8K Views 2 Reposts 2 Quotes 116 Likes 2 Bookmarks 17 Quiztopher Columbus DaggerYork... 16m Replying to fesshole My missus does a git fetch every Friday night from the pub. 01 17 12 1.874

Variable Naming
Programming
3 months ago 24.0K views 0 shares
variableNaming | ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content headless horseman horseless man head horseman manhorse manless horse horseless man horseless headman manless horsehead headless horse lesshorse headman horsehorsehorse man man man man man

This Should Be Illegal
Programming Android Java Frontend
3 months ago 26.8K views 0 shares
thisShouldBeIllegal | programming-memes, tech-memes, android-memes, program-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, search-memes, edge-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content you've heard of unpaid internship but have you heard of reverse financed internships? Company revIews Find salanes what Q New York Data Analyst - New York. NY 515 an hour Apply Now You will complete various applied research projecta for data analysis. Strong critical think and some programming experence is a plus. Knowledge of machine leaming techniques Note, mis is a reverse financed intemsnip so you wil pay 515mr to work here. Jab Type: Full-lime -Just posted - save jab - report job if you require attemative metnods of application or screening. you mast approach the lampiovar cire this as indeed is not responsible for the eincioners appacation proces 12:02 pm 28 May 21 Twitter for Android

Microsoft Irl
Programming Microsoft
4 months ago 25.0K views 0 shares
microsoftIRL | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, microsoft-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Microsoft software engineer when Teams takes 5 minutes to start and freezes mid-call Microsoft software engineer when SSH login starts taking 0.5 seconds 0 D

People Say Cpp Is Shit
Javascript Python Java Frontend Backend
4 months ago 56.8K views 0 shares
peopleSayCppIsShit | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, function-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, ssh-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rust Python JavaScript Haskell C Outside Safety Easy SIN 3. Pure Functional Inside unsafe 3 de, CDLL ("83.so") 83.80. () du -sh modules 100G da-modules how(to(do(real( thingsin(pure( language (80) ))) Fete Safety pure Functional Easy

Warnings Shmarnings
Programming
5 months ago 33.1K views 0 shares
warningsShmarnings | code-memes, warning-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Code: Dosent work Me Compiler Didnt you read my warnings Me Warnings Shmarnings ProdrammerHumor.io

This Should Be Clear Enough For Recruiters To Finally Understand
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
5 months ago 33.9K views 0 shares
thisShouldBeClearEnoughForRecruitersToFinallyUnderstand | javascript-memes, java-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Javascript ava ProgrammerHumor io

Perfect Balance As All Things Should Be
Javascript Python Java Debugging
5 months ago 40.3K views 0 shares
PerfectBalanceAsAllThingsShouldBe | debugging-memes, bug-memes, function-memes, debug-memes, recursive-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Writing recursive function Debugging recursive function

V Scode Aitrying Its Hardest
Linux Testing Frontend Backend
6 months ago 28.6K views 0 shares
vSCodeAITryingItsHardest | code-memes, try-memes, test-memes, global-memes, git-memes, vscode-memes, tests-memes, header-memes, ssh-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ch SOURCE CONTROL Y SOURCE CONTROL E V 9 U Remove the chicken from the oven and let it rest for 5 minutes before serving. Serve with the pan juices and the lemon wedges. Commit Changes tests component y La interaction home HealthMenuToast.tsx V render header HealthMenu.tsx y La unit common is featureFlags.ts M M M ion... M HealthMenu.tsx src components home g 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 const HealthMent children, isInitialising : HealthMenuToe const global const globalIr const currentF const currentf const property propertyId: gLobalinfo, Di const isAdmin const isShowir