Every Day Since Chat GPT

The classic learning curve of doom! Newbie programmers staring up at the programming staircase of despair where even the first step (Hello World) looks like Mount Everest. Meanwhile, they're already Googling "how to build Skynet with no programming experience" and wondering why their neural networks aren't sentient yet. The irony is that most tutorials literally start with printing "Hello World" to the console, but somehow folks want to skip straight to building the next ChatGPT without understanding variables. It's like trying to compose a symphony when you can't even play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder.

Tech companies: "Our revolutionary AI will transform your workflow and boost productivity!" *five minutes later* "How dare you use AI to solve our fizzbuzz test? That's cheating!" The corporate hypocrisy meter just broke. They want you to buy their AI products but heaven forbid you use them to bypass their archaic hiring rituals.

The tech industry's unofficial dictionary just dropped! Someone's taking a satirical jab at outsourcing with these "alternative" definitions. Instead of Artificial Intelligence, APIs, and GPT, we get the Mumbai edition. Gotta love how GPT went from "Generative Pre-trained Transformer" to "Gujarati Professional Typist." Next time your manager brags about implementing AI solutions, just ask "Which part of India are they from?" The outsourcing jokes never get old... unlike the legacy code we're all maintaining.

The so-called "advanced AI" for processing insurance claims? Just a Python script that flips a coin! The code imports the random module and uses random.choice() to pick between "deny" and "approve" with equal probability. Next time your claim gets rejected, remember it wasn't because of your pre-existing condition—it was because RNGesus wasn't in your favor today. Sophisticated machine learning my foot! It's literally the computational equivalent of "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" but with fewer steps.

Remember when everyone was like "AI is coming for our jobs!" and we were all peeking through the blinds, nervously watching the AI bubble inflate? Well, now it's deflating faster than my motivation after a 3-hour estimation meeting. That smug little smile says it all. We've survived another tech apocalypse, folks. Just like we did with blockchain, NFTs, and whatever the metaverse was supposed to be. Turns out writing if-else statements for a living is still a viable career path after all.

An AI trained on StackOverflow responses would indeed be the most passive-aggressive assistant ever created. It would have a PhD in telling you your question is a duplicate of something posted in 2011, suggest you should have read the documentation that doesn't exist, and occasionally remind you that what you're trying to do is "trivial." The only thing missing is the ability to close your real-life problems as "off-topic."