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Someone just turned Lady Gaga's entire discography into their SSH key. The beauty here is that private keys in PEM format literally start with "-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----" and end with "-----END PRIVATE KEY-----", so naturally, any chaotic celebrity tweet becomes cryptographic gold.

What makes this chef's kiss is that Lady Gaga's keyboard smash looks MORE legitimate than most actual private keys. The excessive exclamation marks? Perfect entropy. The random capitalization? Enhanced security through unpredictability. This is basically what happens when performance art meets RSA encryption.

Security experts are probably having an aneurysm seeing a "private key" posted publicly with 7,728 likes. But hey, at least it's not someone's actual AWS credentials on GitHub... for the third time this week.