Pem-format Memes

Someone just casually posted their "private key" wrapped in those fancy BEGIN/END markers like it's a legitimate cryptographic credential, except it's literally a Lady Gaga tweet that's just keyboard-smashing gibberish with some exclamation points thrown in for dramatic effect. Because nothing says "secure encryption" quite like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURB, right? The beauty here is that private keys are supposed to be these sacred, ultra-secret strings that you NEVER EVER share with anyone or your entire digital life crumbles into dust. But sure, let's just tweet it out to thousands of followers with proper PEM formatting and call it a day. Security experts everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. The random Lady Gaga tweet being used as the "key" is *chef's kiss* because it's the perfect blend of chaos and structure—just like production code at 2 AM.

When Lady Gaga accidentally tweets what looks like someone's entire private key from 2012, and a programmer decides to format it properly with BEGIN/END tags like it's a legit PEM certificate. Because nothing says "secure cryptography" like a pop star's keyboard smash going viral. The beauty here is that Lady Gaga probably just fell asleep on her keyboard or let her cat walk across it, but to security-minded devs, any random string of gibberish immediately triggers the "oh god, did someone just leak their SSH key?" reflex. The programmer's brain can't help but see patterns in chaos—it's like pareidolia but for cryptographic material. Pro tip: If your actual private key looks like "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRRG," you've either discovered a new compression algorithm or your key generation ceremony involved too much tequila.