Blazingly Fast For First N Minus 3 Packages

Blazingly Fast For First N Minus 3 Packages
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Ah, the classic Rust bait-and-switch! The graph shows compile times staying blissfully flat until you hit that magical n-2 threshold, then it's straight to the stratosphere.

Rust evangelists: "It's blazingly fast!"
Reality: "Yeah, until you add that one more dependency and suddenly your coffee break turns into a lunch hour."

The compiler is just sitting there thinking, "I'll let them feel smart for the first few packages... then BAM! Memory safety has a price, and that price is your afternoon."

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