Cargo Memes

Ah, the classic Rust bait-and-switch! The graph shows compile times staying blissfully flat until you hit that magical n-2 threshold, then it's straight to the stratosphere. Rust evangelists: "It's blazingly fast!" Reality: "Yeah, until you add that one more dependency and suddenly your coffee break turns into a lunch hour." The compiler is just sitting there thinking, "I'll let them feel smart for the first few packages... then BAM! Memory safety has a price, and that price is your afternoon."