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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Cargo Memes

Posts tagged with Cargo

Imported Package Tariffs

Javascript Webdev Rust Devops Programming
1 month ago 121.0K views 0 shares
Imported Package Tariffs
Ah, the dependency economy strikes again! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like slapping tariffs on all your package managers. 67% on NPM? That's how you end up with node_modules the size of Wyoming but still missing that one critical dependency. And Cargo at 90%? Rust developers about to start smuggling crates across the border. Meanwhile, Homebrew at just 14% is clearly the "very fine package manager on both sides." The only thing growing faster than these tariffs is your package-lock.json file.

Blazingly Fast For First N Minus 3 Packages

Rust Devops Programming
1 month ago 100.5K views 0 shares
Blazingly Fast For First N Minus 3 Packages
Ah, the classic Rust bait-and-switch! The graph shows compile times staying blissfully flat until you hit that magical n-2 threshold, then it's straight to the stratosphere. Rust evangelists: "It's blazingly fast!" Reality: "Yeah, until you add that one more dependency and suddenly your coffee break turns into a lunch hour." The compiler is just sitting there thinking, "I'll let them feel smart for the first few packages... then BAM! Memory safety has a price, and that price is your afternoon."

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