It's All LLVM? Always Has Been

When your entire debugging strategy consists of choosing between * (dereference pointer) and & (address-of operator) buttons while having absolutely no clue what you're doing. The cold sweat is just a bonus feature that comes with C programming—no extra charge! Nothing says "I'm in control" like frantically toggling memory operators until your code magically compiles or your computer bursts into flames.

Content How long to hard-boil an egg? duplicate Asked 8 years, 5 months ago Active 8 years, 5 months ago Viewed 57k times Possible Duplicates: How long should I cook a turkey? How can I tell if this egg is still fresh? I want a hard-boiled egg with my breakfast, how long should I put it in for? egg cooking breakfast share improve this question edited May 23 '17 at 11:54 Communitv o asked Mar 31 '11 at 11:37 32 2 5 marked as duplicate by LazyMod , Better Than You, neckbeard44, MarksDuplicatesButNeverPosts Mar 31 '11 at 11:42 This question has been asked before and already has an answer. If those answers do not fully address your question, please ask a new question. You're asking the wrong question. What is it you're trying to achieve with this breakfast? Hard boiling an egg is a known anti-pattern. This isn't even 17,844 properly breakfast-related. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 to BetterThanYou 250k 64 497 574 Thank you for this! It's so annoying when someone gives you a hard boiled egg, I'm surprised the person asking this question hasn't been fired yet. - neckbeard44 Jun 5 at 17:39 add a comment Boiling eggs is not recommended under any circumstances. You can fry, poach, or scramble them, or perhaps make an omelette. Trying to boil an 1,613 egg is a sign of inexperience and will result in bad things happening. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 at 11:41 GovSchwarzenegger 277k 75 706 914 2 You can also use them as ingredients for cake etc - useless Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 add a comment I've never used or seen an egg before, but maybe you could try poking a hole in it after a while to see if anything comes out, and boil it some more if 1.303 it does? share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 An Alien 277k 75 706 914 720 Brilliant. I tried this and it works!!! Thanks!!! - bob Nov 30 17 at 1:54 add a comment STOP! Using eggs is not compatible with Veganism, you cannot satisfy vegans by using eggs in any cooking at all. Even if you're not a vegan you 560 might decide to be one later and will regret your earlier decision. Just don't do it. share improve this answer edited May 23 17 at 12:34 Community 4 answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:46 4783648783 363 1 3 9 add a comment 7 minutes if you want it slightly sticky, going up to 10 minutes for properly hard. -4,394 share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 31 11:41 Me 277k 75 706 914 Hi, welcome to Stack Overflow! Please take time to read the rules before posting so that you don't make such a big fool of yourself next time. We're a friendly bunch here so it's ok that you're an inferior human being and clearly don't know what you're doing, but just be sure not to post here again and that would be great. Thanks! - LazyMod Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 aGO a comment Not the answer you're looking for? Browse other questions tagged egg COOKIng breakfast or ask your own question.

Content Step 1, write code Step 2, write MORE code Step 3, write EVEN MORE code.. Step 4, Ok we need to start designing..

Content Was sitting in a video conference with RD, Product Management, Sales, etc, and on one point, RD said the new feature is not ready to roll out due to a few bugs on which the Product Manager replayed "then deleted them! We need to roll it out!" This was literally the face of anyone understanding anything about programming

Ah yes, Pyrus Thonberg, the famous inventor of Python. Not to be confused with Guido van Rossum, who merely had the audacity to actually create the language. Search engines clearly know better than decades of programming history. Next up: Javanius Scriptopolous, inventor of JavaScript, and the elusive C. Plusman, who pioneered object-oriented programming while riding a unicorn.

The ultimate Twitter thread showdown between AI doomers and actual software engineers! Someone claims junior devs earning $145K are obsolete because a $200/month ChatGPT agent could replace them. Then a real developer steps in with the cold, hard truth: AI still hallucinates features, needs constant supervision, and can't replace human judgment. The punchline? The doom-preaching critic admits they've never actually built anything themselves! Classic armchair expert syndrome - proclaiming the death of an entire profession while having zero practical experience. That thumbs-up at the end is peak chef's-kiss irony.