It's All LLVM? Always Has Been

compiler fortran Programming languages Machine code Llvm Zig Ada Compiler infrastructure

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It's All LLVM? Always Has Been

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Turns out we've been living in a compiler monoculture and nobody bothered to tell us. The meme shows various programming languages (Ada, Fortran, Rust, Zig, Swift, C) that despite their apparent differences, all funnel through the LLVM compiler infrastructure before becoming machine code. It's like finding out all your favorite restaurants secretly get their food from the same Costco. The astronaut's existential crisis is every programmer who thought they were being unique by choosing an obscure language, only to discover they're still in LLVM's gravity well.

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