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Blazingly Fast For First N Minus 3 Packages

Blazingly Fast For First N Minus 3 Packages
Ah, the classic Rust bait-and-switch! The graph shows compile times staying blissfully flat until you hit that magical n-2 threshold, then it's straight to the stratosphere. Rust evangelists: "It's blazingly fast!" Reality: "Yeah, until you add that one more dependency and suddenly your coffee break turns into a lunch hour." The compiler is just sitting there thinking, "I'll let them feel smart for the first few packages... then BAM! Memory safety has a price, and that price is your afternoon."

Stop Doing Rust

Stop Doing Rust
Oh look, another Rust hater crawled out of their legacy codebase! This savage takedown of Rust's infamous borrow checker ("variables weren't made to be borrowed") and compilation times hits where it hurts. The comparison to PHP as the original "rewrite shit for a laugh" language is particularly brutal. The bottom part mocks the stereotypical Rust evangelist trifecta: terminal screenshots showing compile times, the anime-inspired aesthetic of some community members, and that eye-searing hot pink logo. And that .try_into().unwrap() pickup line? Pure cringe gold that perfectly captures the "I'm smarter than you" energy that makes some Rust advocates insufferable. The irony is that while mocking Rust zealots, this meme has become exactly what it hates—another tribal battle cry in the endless programming language wars.