SWEET MOTHER OF NESTED LOOPS! This code is what happens when you let a serial killer write your data processing script! 😱 It's like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, drunk, AND riding a unicycle through a minefield!
The absolute AUDACITY of using globals().__setitem__ instead of just assigning a variable like a normal human being! And those underscores everywhere? It's like they're trying to communicate in Morse code through variable names!
Whoever wrote this abomination should be legally banned from touching a keyboard for at least 7 business days. Future maintainers will need therapy sessions and possibly an exorcist. 💀