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The World If Excel Encoded CSV Using UTF-8
Microsoft Windows Programming Debugging Databases
1 month ago 92.8K views 0 shares
The World If Excel Encoded CSV Using UTF-8
BEHOLD! The utopian future we were ROBBED of because Excel insists on using Latin-1 encoding for CSV files instead of UTF-8! 🙄 We could've had flying cars, space elevators, and gleaming futuristic cities, but NOOO! Instead, we're stuck debugging weird characters like "é" and "’" every time someone dares to use a non-English character in their spreadsheet! The AUDACITY of Microsoft to keep us in the dark ages with their encoding choices! This is why we can't have nice things, people!

Who Let The Python Psychopath Cook
Python Programming Debugging Databases
1 month ago 95.7K views 0 shares
Who Let The Python Psychopath Cook
SWEET MOTHER OF NESTED LOOPS! This code is what happens when you let a serial killer write your data processing script! 😱 It's like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, drunk, AND riding a unicycle through a minefield! The absolute AUDACITY of using globals().__setitem__ instead of just assigning a variable like a normal human being! And those underscores everywhere? It's like they're trying to communicate in Morse code through variable names! Whoever wrote this abomination should be legally banned from touching a keyboard for at least 7 business days. Future maintainers will need therapy sessions and possibly an exorcist. 💀

Traditional For Wins Sometimes
Java Javascript Programming Python Debugging
3 months ago 161.7K views 0 shares
Traditional For Wins Sometimes
The eternal battle between fancy modern streams and good ol' for loops! Sure, streams can filter, map, and reduce with the elegance of a ballet dancer, but try debugging that one-liner that spans three monitors. Meanwhile, traditional for loops are just sitting there like "Yeah, I might not be the cool kid anymore, but at least you know exactly which iteration exploded your production server at 3 AM." Sometimes you don't need a Ferrari when a reliable Toyota with an actual dashboard will get you there without the existential crisis of atomized variables.