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ONuI Partner Hourly - Posted 9 hr. ago 30 hrsweek Hours Needed Entry level Experience Level More than 6 months Duration 16 Connects Connects to apply Hello, im looking for someone that would like to join my project. Im 15 years old. My mind is blowing with ideas but im so bussy with doing all of it. Im looking for someone thst know development. I aleardy made few succes project that makes me passiv income but I want more. How I said im looking for someone that know development and will help me with my project. lam offering a passiv income to the end of your life. We will not make one project but we will make many. I dont have funds to pay you. But I can show you what we can make. You will make development and I will make everything other. Many people can say that im young. Yes I am young but my ideas is rare and no one in the world ever got it. If you are interest, writte me and I will tell you more about everything. less Web Application nor in API Integration Database D

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