When The Test Is The Problem, Not Your Code

Content Time spent "Programming" Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works, just because it's satisfying Actually Coding

Content Gregg greggawatt l've met software engineers like this Acyn Torabi Acyn. 14h Trump: When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people. You're going to find more cases. So I said to my people slow the testing down please. TULSA, OK A30 PM CT Fox NEWS TRUMP RALLIES VOTERS IN TULSA, OK chann FOX NEWS ALERT FRIGHTS COUNCIL TO COMMISSION REFORT ON FOUCING AND RACE AMID INIT GEORGE FLOYD PROT 4:00 AM 62120 Twitter for Android 148 Retweets 681 Likes

Content Nick Zorchenhimer Found this in production today. I need a drink. THOM CODE public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual (orig, val); internal static bool AreBooleansEqual (bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return true: 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17

The name's Bond. Technical Debt Bond. Licensed to deploy untested code directly to production. That "007" isn't just a cool spy number—it's a scoreboard: 0 tests, 0 documentation, and 7 critical vulnerabilities that would make Q have a nervous breakdown. The only thing more dangerous than facing a villain with a laser is maintaining this codebase next week when everyone's forgotten how it works. Shaken, not unit tested.

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That moment when the fresh CS grad in a Hawaiian shirt meets the grizzled security expert who's been breaking systems since before the internet had a name. "Red team" isn't about communism, kid—it's about showing companies how spectacularly their security fails by actively hacking them. The beard alone has seen more zero-days than your entire GitHub history. Hope you brought caffeine for the all-nighter ahead—those corporate firewalls won't pentest themselves!