You Can Run But You Can't Hide From Technical Debt

Nothing cures depression like a good debugging session. Ice cream? Nah. Back rub? Pass. But mention a computer problem, and suddenly we're teleporting off the couch with superhuman focus. The dopamine hit from fixing that one semicolon error is better than therapy. It's not a bug, it's a feature of our broken psyche.

Content 1:29pm Let me tell you about programming! It's like giving directions to a baby that has the ability to understand and implement what you are saying and telling it to do, but none of the life experience to infer about what you're telling it. You can't just say: "go get the shovel". If I asked you that, you would just go to the shed and grab it for me. With the programming baby, you have to explain what a shovel is, and where the shovel is, and how the baby can "get" the shovel, in order for the baby to be able to do anything. It will also do EXACTLY as you ask, and nothing more. I tell the baby that the shovel is in the shed, and he goes in the shed and comes back empty-handed, because the shovel was leaning up on the outside of the shed. Imbecile

Oh, the corporate laptop as a job security oracle! 🔮 Dell = 3 strikes policy. Classic corporate America with its rigid HR policies. "Did you try rebooting your career?" MacBook = startup life in a nutshell. Your job security is directly proportional to the VC's bank account. Hope those ping pong tables were worth it! Lenovo ThinkPad = government job stability. The laptop that survives nuclear blasts and the employee who survives every round of layoffs. Both equally indestructible. And if HP had made the list? Probably "Your printer will jam before your career does."

Content CSS is not a pro- gramming language Of course it is! What are the main concepts of OOP? Encapsulation, like how all the CSS properties are constained in a rule. .myClass encapsulated! color: red; font-weight: bold; margin: 3rem; red Inheritance, like how the CSS properties flow down to the children ( the cascade). color is inherited! color: red; div class"red" thic is red ..this too!div div Abstraction, how we can use a classes to style without knowing what is 1 inside button class-"btn") styled button button .btn 0 article class-"awesome" awesome article article section class-"awesome awesome section section Polymorphism, like using the same class on different HTML elements. awesome CSS is not only a programming language, it is an object-oriented prodramm-ing language

The gradual transformation into a complete clown represents the self-delusion of developers who think their undocumented code will somehow remain comprehensible over time. Sure, you wrote it yesterday and understand it perfectly. Fast forward six months and you'll be staring at your own creation like it's written in hieroglyphics. Future you will hate present you. Your teammates? They've already started building the voodoo doll.

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