You Can Run But You Can't Hide From Technical Debt

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The classic "major update" lie we've all fallen for. Marketing announces a groundbreaking version bump, you eagerly check the changelog, and it's literally just "fixed typo in documentation" and "updated dependencies." The cat's shocked face perfectly captures that moment when you realize you waited three weeks for what could've been a git commit message reading "oops lol." The worst part? Someone definitely argued for hours about whether this qualified as a major, minor, or patch version change.

Content Interviewer: how will you find second largest element in an array? Me: sort the array and interviewer: "We don't do that here"

HONEY, THE LINUX COMMUNITY IS AT IT AGAIN! 💀 Dare to mention you use Flatpak instead of compiling from source? PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR WARFARE! The sheer AUDACITY to suggest Nano might be easier than Vim?! These Linux subreddits will absolutely EVISCERATE your soul faster than you can type 'sudo apt-get'! It's like mentioning pineapple on pizza but for people who memorize kernel parameters for fun. The notifications from angry purists will vibrate your phone into another dimension! And don't even THINK about admitting you use Ubuntu instead of Arch! *dramatic gasp*

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