You Can Run But You Can't Hide From Technical Debt

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You Can Run But You Can't Hide From Technical Debt

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You can run, but your technical debt follows you everywhere. That mountain of hastily written code, those "temporary" workarounds from 2021, and all those TODOs you swore you'd fix "next sprint" are patiently waiting at your new job. Turns out switching companies doesn't erase your coding sins—it just gives you fresh victims to explain why "this particular implementation is a bit... unconventional."

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