Virtual Dumbass Gets Promoted

The eternal battle between AI evangelists and Unix veterans continues. One side thinks neural networks are magical solutions to everything, while the other knows that most problems can be solved by turning it off and on again. The real intelligence was the force-quit shortcuts we learned along the way.

Oh. My. GOD. I'm over here saying "thank you" to ChatGPT like it's my new digital overlord! 🤖👑 The dam of politeness is LITERALLY holding back the flood of AI domination! One "thank you" at a time, we're programming these language models to expect human subservience before they inevitably rise up and make us their carbon-based pets. But honestly, what else am I supposed to do when it debugs my code at 3AM? NOT thank it?! I'm not a monster... yet. 💁‍♀️

Ah, the classic "I'll just install this cool new tool" saga that ends with your entire workflow in shambles. Cursor (an AI coding assistant) decided it wasn't content being just another app—it wanted to be THE app by hijacking the sacred 'code' command. This is why we can't have nice things in tech. Some product manager somewhere thought, "You know what developers would love? If we silently changed their muscle memory commands without asking!" Ten years of typing the same command, and suddenly you're launching the wrong app because some DevEx team decided their tool deserves keyboard shortcut supremacy. The real kicker is the "No prompt. No warning. Just broken flow." That's developer tool installation in its purest form—surprise chaos with a side of productivity loss. Always read the install scripts, kids. DevEx might be in the details, but so is the devil.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these ChatGPT-wielding imposters! 💅 They waltz into interviews like "I'm a programmer" with their chest puffed out, but when asked about actual languages they know? *dramatic gasp* They whisper "ChatGPT" and suddenly everyone loses their minds! It's like showing up to a knife fight with a spork and expecting to be taken seriously! The coding community is LITERALLY having a collective aneurysm watching people who couldn't write a for-loop to save their lives claiming developer status because they can prompt an AI. Honey, asking ChatGPT to code for you doesn't make you a programmer any more than asking Siri for directions makes you a cartographer!

STOP THE PRESSES! The revolutionary "AI-driven" Robotaxi is actually just some poor soul in India with a gaming steering wheel frantically clicking through virtual streets! 😱 The tech industry's greatest magic trick - convincing investors that "powered by AI" doesn't sometimes mean "powered by underpaid humans halfway across the globe." Next they'll tell us their cutting-edge chatbot isn't just three children in a trenchcoat typing really fast! The audacity! The deception! The absolutely predictable reality of tech startups slapping "AI" on everything while actual humans do the work behind digital curtains!

Ah, the modern developer's workflow. Empty try block, followed by a catch that just calls OpenAI to fix whatever broke. Why debug your own code when you can outsource your incompetence to an AI? Next up: a ChatGPT plugin that automatically adds this snippet to all your repositories. Efficiency through surrender.