You Always Hit It Three Times

You spend three weeks crafting your Python masterpiece, push it to GitHub, and within minutes some random dev comments "where's the executable?" These monkeys don't understand that Python IS interpreted. They're probably the same people who ask for the manager's phone number at a self-checkout. Next they'll want you to compile HTML too.

WinRAR out here living rent-free in everyone's computers for DECADES with that "please purchase a license" popup that has literally never stopped anyone from using it. The audacity! The software equivalent of a polite Canadian asking you to pay while holding the door open for you regardless of your answer. It's been 30 years and WinRAR is still just... suggesting... that maybe... if you're not too busy... you could perhaps consider buying it? Meanwhile we're all clicking "close" faster than dismissing cookie popups. Honestly, the most wholesome piracy relationship in tech history. WinRAR deserves a medal for being the chillest software company ever.

Oh sweet baby Jesus, the AUDACITY of computers treating the number 1 like it's the holy grail of truth! The computer's sitting there having a full-on religious experience because someone wrote if (1) return true instead of just... returning true. Like, bestie, you're literally checking if 1 is truthy and then returning true. That's not logic, that's a tautology having an identity crisis! It's the programming equivalent of asking "if water is wet, confirm that yes is affirmative." The computer's mind is BLOWN by this completely redundant statement that adds zero value but technically works. Why use one word when you can use five to say the exact same thing? Chef's kiss for unnecessary verbosity! 💋👌

Content Sean Kelly StabbyCutyou Follow v I've been a software engineer for something like 15 years I've worked in numerous fields l've worked across a number of technologies I have been invited to speak at international conferences Yesterday, I lost several hours to the following typo: "127.0.01" 4:01 PM - 18 Jul 2018 647 Retweets 3.071 Likes 107 17 647 3.1K

Content Arrays start at ONE MatLab Me, coming from any actual progamming language

Two types of C programmers in the wild. On the left, the algorithm purist who builds a nested loop monstrosity with variables like "i" and "j" because apparently naming variables is too mainstream. On the right, the pragmatist who just hardcodes the damn star pattern and goes home early. The left guy is still debugging his loop indices while the right guy is already enjoying his weekend. Sure, it's not "elegant" or "scalable," but it works and nobody's going to maintain this code anyway. Let's be honest, we've all been both of these people at different points in our careers.