You Always Hit It Three Times

The absolute carnage of 5 hours of debugging only to find that the bug is completely unfazed by your suffering. That smug Night King face screams "I could have been fixed with a semicolon, but I chose violence." The most horrifying part? The bug will return in production with three new friends after you thought you squashed it. Nothing says software engineering quite like staring into the abyss while the abyss stares back with a runtime error.

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Content ODB Paypal Donate Quote 244321 Home Latest Browse Random 0 Top 100-200 Add Quote ModApp Search 244321 (38724) - X Cthon98 hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars Cthon98 : AzureDiamond hunter2 AzureDiamond doesnt look like star to me Cthon98 AzureDiamond Cthon98 thats what I gee AzureDiamond oh, really? Cthon98 Absolutely AzureDiamond you can go hunter my hunter2-ing hunter2 AzureDiamond haha, does that look funny to you? Cthon98 lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter, it showg to us as AzureDiamond thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that Cthon98 yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as AzureDiamond aresome! AzureDiamond wait, how do you know my pw? Cthon98 er, I just copy pasted YOUR 'g and it appears to YOU as hunter cause its your pw AzureDiamond on. o. Home Latest Browse Random 0 Top 100-200 Add Quote Search ModApp 0.0059 21057 quotes approved; 2153 quotes pending

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The perfect double entendre doesn't exi-- Turns out HTTPS isn't just for websites anymore! That moment when your romantic partner asks if you have "protection" and you smugly whip out your SSL certificate. Because nothing says "I care about security" like encrypting your, uh, data transfers. The secure connection joke hits different when you've spent 12 hours debugging certificate issues. At least someone's getting a proper handshake tonight!

Ah, the sweet escape fantasy where you wake up and discover the entire tech stack was just a fever dream. Imagine thinking you've spent years wrestling with React components and JavaScript bugs only to find out you're actually just a primate whose biggest technological achievement is fishing for ants with a stick. The evolutionary gap between "fixing dependency hell" and "let's go eat some ants" is apparently one head injury away. Return to monke: the ultimate debugging strategy.