You Always Hit It Three Times

The FOUR STAGES OF API HELL, darling! 💀 First, you're ECSTATIC because you got a 200 response! You're practically throwing a parade for yourself! 🎉 Then the BETRAYAL hits - call actually failed but they had the AUDACITY to send a 200 with an exception stack trace buried in the response! The DRAMA! 😱 Next, you're playing detective with ZERO documentation, squinting at your screen like you're trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics! Sherlock Holmes could NEVER! 🔍 And finally, the ultimate insult - having to include the framework in your request body AS A HEADER?! What kind of sadistic monster designed this API? I can't even! This is why developers drink! 🍸

Content I singlehandedly sped up my company's database system by over 90 Be honest What did you do? I am being honest I installed mencached Thank you

Content "It can be solved in linear time" ProgrammerHumor.

Content When you write over 1000 lines of code and it works perfectly on the first run 993 print ("Hello World") 994 print ("Hello World") 995 print ("Hello World") 996 print ("Hello World") 997 print ("Hello World") 998 print ("Hello World"') 999 print ("Hello World") 1000 print ("Hello World")

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of programming languages and their method naming! Java's all proper with its lowercase split() like some kind of reasonable adult. Then C# struts in with its fancy capital Split() thinking it's royalty or something. BUT THEN... PHP COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL like a deranged sugar-fueled toddler screaming explode() ! WHO HURT THE PHP DEVELOPERS?! What kind of psychopath names a string splitting function after a violent catastrophic event?! This is why we can't have nice things in programming!

Content KILLED REWORKED I don't add spaces on each side of an when declaring variables DUDE WTF?!