You Always Hit It Three Times

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You Always Hit It Three Times

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OMG, the TRAUMA is REAL! 😱 That tiny purple bar for CTRL+C is giving me FLASHBACKS! We've all been there—confidently hitting copy, switching to another window, hitting paste and... NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Meanwhile, CTRL+V gets our undying faith because it never betrays us like its evil twin. That's why we frantically mash CTRL+C at least three times like we're performing some desperate ritual to appease the clipboard gods! Trust issues? In THIS economy? You bet your last semicolon I've got 'em!

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