The Final Boss Debugging Stance

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Sweet summer child thinks Harvard's CS50 intro course with Scratch is the hard part. That's like celebrating you survived the kiddie pool before diving into the Mariana Trench. The full CS50x will introduce you to memory management in C where every segmentation fault feels like a personal attack from the universe. Those teary anime eyes won't be so dry when you're debugging pointer arithmetic at 2AM while questioning your life choices.

When your LinkedIn title needs to sound fancier than "I fix other people's garbage code." The sudden epidemic of "Vibe Coding Cleanup Specialists" is what happens when developers collectively realize nobody wants to admit they're just janitors for spaghetti code. Nothing says "I've seen things that would make a junior dev cry" quite like rebranding debugging as "vibe cleanup." Bonus points for "Overengineering Specialist" – because why solve a problem simply when you can build an entire framework around it?

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The code review terror is real. That moment when your PR meets the unforgiving gaze of a senior dev who's seen it all—including every mistake you're about to make. You're just huddled in the corner, clutching your keyboard, wondering if your variable naming conventions are about to trigger another 45-minute lecture on "the right way to code." Meanwhile, the senior dev looms like a terrifying mechanical overlord, ready to dismantle your self-esteem function by function. Six months of experience vs six years of accumulated cynicism isn't even a fair fight.

The lifecycle of a C programmer in three Reddit posts: First: "Do you guys even like C?" - The honeymoon phase where you question your life choices after encountering your first segmentation fault. Then: "I'm beginning to like C" - Stockholm syndrome kicks in. You've accepted that memory management is your new unpaid part-time job. Finally: "How do you find libraries in C?" - The desperate plea of someone who's spent 6 hours trying to parse a JSON string without external help. Welcome to dependency hell, where the libraries are scarce and the documentation is optional.