Open Source Is Better (When It's Free)

The perfect explanation of why product managers exist! Developers are compared to wild gremlins who are "overwhelmed, easily distracted, and bite strangers" - basically feral code creatures who need protection from direct client contact. The second comment nails the harsh reality: without that PM barrier, clients would burn out developers faster than a junior dev deletes production data. It's basically developer conservation efforts in the corporate wilderness.

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The programming language you choose apparently dictates your entire personality. Low-level language devs (Assembly, C++, Java) become muscular specimens who probably bench press servers in their spare time. Rust programmers evolve into anime protagonists with questionable hairstyles. JavaScript folks transform into tactical operators ready to deploy hotfixes like special forces. And Python users? They become that one guy at the office who's just a bit too smug about solving everything in one line of code. The circle of programming life complete.

While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

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