Open Source Is Better (When It's Free)

bugs open source Developer life Budget Enterprise software Collaboration Community Software licensing Free software Cost saving

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Open Source Is Better (When It's Free)

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The real reason developers suddenly become open source evangelists. Sure, we'll talk about "community" and "collaboration" with straight faces, but let's be honest—we just want enterprise-grade software without the enterprise-grade invoice. Nothing converts proprietary software fans faster than a $50K licensing fee. The perfect business strategy: convince other people to fix your bugs for free while pretending it's about "freedom." Capitalism's greatest magic trick!

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