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That Perl one-liner isn't printing a question mark—it's printing a terrifying ASCII face ! The code is a masterpiece of obfuscation that renders as ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ when executed. Meanwhile, Grok AI is completely failing at answering basic questions, showing "Something went wrong" errors. The bottom panel perfectly captures the two types of developers: the blissfully ignorant ones who just see random symbols, and the traumatized veterans who recognize the unholy Perl regex incantation and know exactly what eldritch horrors lurk in that command. The Russian text asking "It doesn't print. Why?" is just the cherry on top of this chaos sundae!

The eternal cycle of C++ development: write code, crash with segfault, blame the language. For the uninitiated, a segfault (segmentation fault) happens when your program tries to access memory it shouldn't—like dereferencing a null pointer or accessing an array out of bounds. But instead of debugging our pointer arithmetic or fixing our memory management, it's obviously C++'s fault for not having garbage collection like those civilized languages. The Mario-style piranha plant of truth awaits any programmer humble enough to admit they're the problem!

Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lovers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to ilunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don' Hit Save - donthitsave.com

Oh sweet summer child... In the tech world, WAP means Wireless Access Point. In the other world, well... let's just say Cardi B wasn't rapping about network infrastructure. That awkward moment when you realize the HR ladies weren't correcting your technical knowledge—they were saving you from yourself. Nothing like discovering you've been enthusiastically discussing something completely different in all those meetings. Bet those quarterly reports read differently now!