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Waiting For AI To Close My Tags

Waiting For AI To Close My Tags
Ah, the eternal standoff between human laziness and HTML syntax. That unclosed button tag just sitting there, mocking you while you're desperately hoping some AI assistant will swoop in and add that magical </button> for you. The Pablo Escobar waiting meme perfectly captures that existential emptiness as you stare at your screen, wondering if you really need to expend the energy to type those nine extra characters. Is it "vibe coding" or just peak developer energy conservation? Either way, that button's staying unclosed until the heat death of the universe.

Is This Peak UI/UX And Frontend

Is This Peak UI/UX And Frontend
The developer equivalent of "Sorry, I wrote this code on a Friday at 4:55 PM." Instead of implementing responsive design (you know, that thing we've been doing for over a decade), this brave soul just slapped a "Go to desktop" message with the most honest excuse in web development history. Somewhere, a UI/UX designer is having heart palpitations while a product manager frantically adds "mobile responsiveness" to next sprint's backlog. Revolutionary approach to work-life balance though!

The Dev Did Not Hesitate

The Dev Did Not Hesitate
The ultimate power move by a frontend dev who chose violence that day. While product managers cry about "mobile-first design" and UX designers preach the gospel of responsive breakpoints, this rebel just said "nope" and hardcoded their way to freedom. It's the digital equivalent of putting up an "Out of Order" sign on the office coffee machine because you don't feel like refilling it. Somewhere, a Bootstrap developer is having heart palpitations while this site's creator is enjoying their extra 40 hours of free time not spent debugging media queries.

The Need For Commit Speed

The Need For Commit Speed
Behold the ULTIMATE time-saving technique that separates the coding peasants from the keyboard royalty! 💅 Why waste precious milliseconds typing "changes" correctly when you can just slam "chnages" into your commit message and save enough time to... I don't know... contemplate your life choices? The sheer AUDACITY of those who meticulously spell-check their commit messages! Meanwhile, the rest of us are living in 3023 with our typo-driven development methodology. Future historians will study this revolutionary approach!

The Last .Gitignore You Will Ever Need

The Last .Gitignore You Will Ever Need
The ultimate solution to your version control woes! This developer just wrote the most efficient .gitignore file in history: * (literally just an asterisk). Why waste time specifying hundreds of file patterns when you can simply tell Git to ignore EVERYTHING? Then just manually add the few files you actually want to track. It's like burning down your house to avoid cleaning it. Pure chaotic genius that would make any senior developer simultaneously laugh and cry.

10000 Line PR? LGTM, LOL

10000 Line PR? LGTM, LOL
That moment when your coworker submits a pull request with 10,000 lines of code and you just approve it without even looking at it. "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) is the digital equivalent of "yeah whatever, ship it" while leaning back in your chair with zero accountability. The best part? You'll be on vacation when it inevitably breaks production next week.

I Don't Want To Compile With You Anymore

I Don't Want To Compile With You Anymore
Ah, the moment you find that promising GitHub project with 5k stars, only to discover you need to compile it from source. Suddenly your enthusiasm evaporates faster than RAM in a Chrome tab. The classic developer dilemma: is this cool tool worth the 45 minutes of dependency hell, or should you just keep using your janky workaround that "mostly works"? Nine times out of ten, that project stays uncompiled, forever living in the graveyard of "cool things I'll try someday."