Why Is This So Common

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Why Is This So Common

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The eternal developer tragedy: spending hours hunting for the perfect library with that one specific feature you need, only to discover it's the only feature missing. It's like ordering a pizza specifically for the pineapple and getting everything BUT the pineapple. The universe has a special way of ensuring your dependency choices are maximally frustrating. Next time just write those 300 lines of code yourself and save the emotional damage!

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