Technical Debt

Technical debt Legacy code Software development Project management Code maintenance Refactoring Client expectations Software architecture Technical management

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Technical Debt

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The perfect visual representation of technical debt! The house is literally falling apart with supports barely holding it together, yet the client is wondering why adding a simple window is taking forever. Classic project management disconnect where non-technical stakeholders can't see that the codebase is a structural disaster zone. It's like asking why you can't just slap a new coat of paint on a burning building. The umbrella is my favorite part - someone's desperately trying to patch things while everything collapses!

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