Who In Here Is Older Than The Y2K Bug?

Content And you've got a lot of errors for someone who likes code Compiler I don't like code, I love it. Compiler And if I don't love it, I don't compile it.

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of R claiming to be good for statistical computing while starting arrays at 1?! 💀 Meanwhile, Matlab users are sitting there with their smug little faces like "Welcome to the dark side, honey." They've been living in this one-indexed NIGHTMARE since the beginning of time! The rest of us zero-indexing purists are LITERALLY SHAKING right now. Starting arrays at 1 is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza – technically possible but morally questionable!

Content Nooo! Programming is far too complicated! I swear we're safe! Confidence SOON AI will take over programming None Average Competence SOON AI will take over programming Expert

First day optimism vs battle-hardened reality. You show up ready to slay the legacy codebase dragon with your shiny best practices sword, only to eventually join the "if nobody touches it, nobody gets hurt" cult. The transformation from idealistic code hero to pragmatic survivor is the most reliable deployment pipeline in our industry. Fun fact: Studies show 94% of refactoring initiatives die quietly in Jira, labeled as "technical debt" until the heat death of the universe.

Ever notice how Wednesday feels like it lasts an eternity? Some developer clearly did. While normal days like Monday and Tuesday get standard enum values, Wednesday gets the special treatment with Wednesday , Wedneshour , Wednesminute , and Wednessecond . Because that middle-of-the-week day doesn't just pass by—it stretches into its own time dimension where each second feels like an existential crisis. This is what happens when programmers document the actual perceived length of days instead of just following the calendar.

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle of indie game developers on Steam in four panels of pure AGONY! 💸 Left side: "WHEN YOU GET PAID" - a glorious Yamaha DX7 synthesizer worth actual money! The notification from Valve is practically DRIPPING with hope: "payment for your share of revenue earned through January 2025" - HALLELUJAH! Time to quit the day job! Right side: The soul-crushing reality - "Valve didn't send payment this month" because you didn't meet the EARTH-SHATTERING threshold of... $100. Your reward? ICE SOUP. Literal frozen water with ice cubes. Bone apple tea, you poor, poor developer! 🥄❄️ The duality of indie dev life is just TOO REAL. One month you're shopping for vintage synthesizers, the next you're wondering if ice cubes count as dinner. The dream never dies, it just gets really, REALLY hungry sometimes!