What Shutdown? We Don't Do That Here

Developers Laptop Uptime hibernate Sleep mode Shutdown Workstation Productivity Developer habits
Programming Windows Debugging
3 months ago 304,232 views 0 shares
What Shutdown? We Don't Do That Here
programming-memes, developers-memes, laptop-memes, uptime-memes, hibernate-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Shutdown? What shutdown? My laptop has been running continuously since the Obama administration. The only time it restarts is when Windows forces an update while I'm in the middle of debugging a critical production issue. My uptime isn't measured in hours or days—it's measured in git commits and coffee cups. Closing the lid is just putting it into hibernation mode so I can transport my 47 open Chrome tabs, 12 VS Code windows, and that one terminal where I've been running a script for so long I'm afraid to touch it to my next location. Shutting down is for people who don't have nightmares about losing their terminal history.

More Like This

Spotlight

GearScouts.com

Stop scrolling, start exploring! Find the gear that'll get you off the couch and into the wild. Compare power stations for off-grid adventures, flashlights for midnight hikes, and essentials that make the outdoors your playground. Get Outside →

HUANUO Single Monitor Arm for 13-32 inch Screen...

HUANUO Single Monitor Arm for 13-32 inch Screen...
Ad Each purchase contributes to our 'Fix CSS Once And For All' AI research fund. 🧪