What Shutdown? We Don't Do That Here

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What Shutdown? We Don't Do That Here

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Shutdown? What shutdown? My laptop has been running continuously since the Obama administration. The only time it restarts is when Windows forces an update while I'm in the middle of debugging a critical production issue. My uptime isn't measured in hours or days—it's measured in git commits and coffee cups. Closing the lid is just putting it into hibernation mode so I can transport my 47 open Chrome tabs, 12 VS Code windows, and that one terminal where I've been running a script for so long I'm afraid to touch it to my next location. Shutting down is for people who don't have nightmares about losing their terminal history.

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