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Summer Is Here: The Thermal Debugging Cycle
Hardware Programming Debugging
3 days ago 63.0K views 0 shares
Summer Is Here: The Thermal Debugging Cycle
The annual summer ritual of developer suffering has begun. First panel: you're coding next to your PC that's running hotter than Satan's kitchen, fans screaming for mercy. Second panel: you open a window hoping for relief, but instead invite nature's most annoying debuggers. Third panel: moths, attracted to your screen like QA is to that one edge case you forgot to handle, turn your home office into a rainbow rave party. And you thought memory leaks were your biggest problem today.

Monitor Count Equals Programmer Worth
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
10 days ago 85.8K views 0 shares
Monitor Count Equals Programmer Worth
The AUDACITY of calling this a "gaming setup" when we all know it's actually "How many monitors does it take to convince your boss you're productive?" 😂 Let's be real - we're all stuck at #1 at home while claiming we have #6 in our LinkedIn profiles. And that #9 laptop? That's what we dramatically whip out at coffee shops to look important while secretly just checking email. The progression from single monitor peasant to six-screen overlord isn't about gaming - it's the developer's desperate cry for validation! "Look at all my terminals! I MUST be important!"

Should Have Brought 3 At The Beginning
Programming Webdev Debugging
1 month ago 68.4K views 0 shares
Should Have Brought 3 At The Beginning
When you finally get that third monitor but realize your dragon wallpaper wasn't designed for this setup. Left screen: menacing. Middle screen: serious. Right screen: derpy as hell. Just like my code—starts strong, maintains dignity in the middle, then completely falls apart by the end of the function. The perfect metaphor for my project timeline estimates too.

The Selective Hearing Of Developers
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 66.7K views 0 shares
The Selective Hearing Of Developers
Developers will complain about a whisper-quiet cooling fan but then happily type on a mechanical keyboard that sounds like a miniature jackhammer demolishing concrete at 3 AM. The cognitive dissonance is magnificent. The same person who files a warranty claim over a barely audible fan hum will spend $200 on a keyboard specifically engineered to wake the neighbors.

HTTP Status Code: 5070 PC Not Found
Hardware Networking Windows Programming
2 months ago 123.9K views 0 shares
HTTP Status Code: 5070 PC Not Found
When you're about to drop $415 on a Dell Workstation but then notice it's model 5070. That's not a PC, that's a glorified HTTP error code with a graphics card. Somewhere, a server admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why. At least it's not model 404 - then you'd never find it after ordering.

Gaming Rig Moonlighting As Parking Attendant
Hardware Programming
2 months ago 120.3K views 0 shares
Gaming Rig Moonlighting As Parking Attendant
That awkward moment when the parking payment kiosk has better specs than your work computer. Someone clearly repurposed a gaming rig with RGB lighting to process your $5 parking fee. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for IT to approve that 8GB RAM upgrade request from 2019. Bet this thing mines crypto in its spare time between printing receipts. Probably runs Crysis at 120fps while you're fumbling for quarters.