hibernate Memes

I think we have been classified fairly and accurately

I think we have been classified fairly and accurately | coding-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, geek-memes, software engineer-memes, hibernate-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, indentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software Engineer Nerdius geekius computerus Native Range The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupted while at work, and it is theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding. Not suprisingly, Software Engineers are soli- tary creatures, except for the occasional gather- ings called "code reviews." In these gather- ings, engineers gently pace around a clearing sizing up each other's work. Although occa- sional battles will erupt, they mostly end with- out injury, and the engineers will retreat to their desks and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered (due to poaching and head hunting) Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over indentation styles.

That's a pro move

That's a pro move | bug-memes, hibernate-memes, debug-memes, ide-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content id 6h Once i was interviewing this guy. I asked do you have any questions for me. He simply started opening his IDE and said I'm facing this Hibernate issue in my current project (existing employer). Can you help me debug a a.

Friend found this on his office door

Friend found this on his office door | coding-memes, software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, geek-memes, software engineer-memes, hibernate-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur- nal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 Or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupt- ed while at work, and it theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance- like state of coding Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are solitary creatures, except for occasional gath- erings called "code reviews." In these gath- erings, engineers gently pace around a clear- ing, sizing up each other's work. Although occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles

That's a pro move

That's a pro move | bug-memes, hibernate-memes, debug-memes, ide-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content id 6h Once i was interviewing this guy. I asked do you have any questions for me. He simply started opening his IDE and said I'm facing this Hibernate issue in my current project (existing employer). Can you help me debug a a.