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What Shutdown? We Don't Do That Here
Programming Windows Debugging
11 days ago 177.6K views 0 shares
What Shutdown? We Don't Do That Here
Shutdown? What shutdown? My laptop has been running continuously since the Obama administration. The only time it restarts is when Windows forces an update while I'm in the middle of debugging a critical production issue. My uptime isn't measured in hours or days—it's measured in git commits and coffee cups. Closing the lid is just putting it into hibernation mode so I can transport my 47 open Chrome tabs, 12 VS Code windows, and that one terminal where I've been running a script for so long I'm afraid to touch it to my next location. Shutting down is for people who don't have nightmares about losing their terminal history.

We'll See In 68 Years
Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging Testing
4 months ago 155.6K views 0 shares
We'll See In 68 Years
Ah yes, the classic "596523 hours 14 minutes" power mode option. That's approximately 68 years of screen time before your device goes to sleep. Perfect for those who want their great-grandchildren to see that half-finished code they were working on. Still more reasonable than some Windows update timeframes.

We Don't Do That Here
Programming Devops
6 months ago 162.3K views 0 shares
We Don't Do That Here
Oh. My. GOD. Shutdown a laptop? What is this blasphemy?! The sheer AUDACITY of normal people thinking programmers ever turn off our precious machines! 💻 Our laptops aren't just devices—they're life support systems running 47 Docker containers, 18 VS Code windows, and that one Stack Overflow tab from 2019 we're CONVINCED we'll need someday! Shutdown? Please! We just close the lid and pray it survives another night in sleep mode. Our uptime isn't measured in hours—it's measured in VERSIONS OF CHROME THAT HAVE COME AND GONE since our last reboot! 🔥