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We'll See In 68 Years

Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging Testing

13 days ago 77.8K views 0 shares

We'll See In 68 Years

Ah yes, the classic "596523 hours 14 minutes" power mode option. That's approximately 68 years of screen time before your device goes to sleep. Perfect for those who want their great-grandchildren to see that half-finished code they were working on. Still more reasonable than some Windows update timeframes.

We Don't Do That Here

Programming Devops

1 month ago 78.1K views 0 shares

We Don't Do That Here

Oh. My. GOD. Shutdown a laptop? What is this blasphemy?! The sheer AUDACITY of normal people thinking programmers ever turn off our precious machines! 💻 Our laptops aren't just devices—they're life support systems running 47 Docker containers, 18 VS Code windows, and that one Stack Overflow tab from 2019 we're CONVINCED we'll need someday! Shutdown? Please! We just close the lid and pray it survives another night in sleep mode. Our uptime isn't measured in hours—it's measured in VERSIONS OF CHROME THAT HAVE COME AND GONE since our last reboot! 🔥