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Your Data Is Older Than Your Interns

Your Data Is Older Than Your Interns
The classic parental advice "turn it off and let it rest" collides spectacularly with cloud computing reality! While moms everywhere preach the gospel of powering down devices, AWS S3 servers have been running continuously since the early 2000s—becoming digital eldritch horrors that refuse to die. Fun fact: AWS S3 was officially launched in 2006, but the meme exaggerates to emphasize how these servers feel ancient in tech years. They've been silently storing your cat pictures, failed startup data, and that one project you swore you'd finish "next weekend" for what feels like digital eternity. That skeleton isn't just dead—it's transcended death to become one with the server rack. Restarting? That's for mortals with local machines, not for the immortal data gods of the cloud!

Make Sure The Server Works

Make Sure The Server Works
Ah, the sacred pre-vacation server ritual! Nothing says "please don't crash while I'm gone" like a desperate group prayer to the uptime gods. These poor souls are performing the ancient IT sacrament of server-touching—a mystical ceremony where sysadmins transfer their life force into the hardware. "Stay alive until January, you temperamental pile of circuits. I've got eggnog to drink and I'm not debugging your tantrums remotely from my in-laws' house." The irony? The server will absolutely choose Christmas morning to have an existential crisis anyway.