What Even Is This Timeline?!

In a parallel universe where documentation is actually good, we have the mythical CLAUDE.md update. Developers everywhere are experiencing shock and awe at seeing complete endpoint specifications, clear authentication requirements, and—wait for it—documented error handling.

It's like spotting a unicorn in your backyard or finding a comment that actually explains why the code works instead of what it does. Next you'll tell me the client agreed to the original project scope without changes!