The Law Of Bug Conservation

Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. TC wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. Supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully. Source: luciferlaughs

Ah, the classic binary worldview of a programmer who's had enough of string comparisons! This enum brilliantly reduces all possible human responses to their purest form: Yes = 1 and No = 0 . What makes this extra hilarious is the excessive documentation for something so painfully obvious. Three lines of XML comments just to explain "Yes" and "No" is peak developer overkill. It's like writing a 20-page manual for a light switch. The cherry on top? The file history showing "0 authors, 0 changes" - as if this masterpiece of simplification materialized from the void itself, requiring no human intervention. It's code that writes itself because it's just that obvious!

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When VS Code gets SO fed up with your garbage code that it literally calls it "ass" before rage-quitting on you. Like, not even a polite "syntax error" or "unexpected token"—just straight up roasts your entire existence and terminates the session. The sheer AUDACITY of this error message! Your code was so catastrophically terrible that VS Code had to invent a whole new insult category before dramatically slamming the door shut. The only appropriate response is that big blue "OK" button because what else are you gonna do? Argue with your IDE? It already won.

Ah yes, the two approaches to programming. "Stealing code" is just grabbing that rake and running before anyone notices. "Vibe coding" is when you try to look cool while using that same stolen code but inevitably smack yourself in the face with it. The skateboarders represent developers who think they've mastered the code they copied from Stack Overflow, right before they crash spectacularly into production. Trust me, we've all been there – confidently implementing something we don't fully understand until the exceptions start flying.