All Hail The Corporate Czardom

The tech industry's desperate attempt to make "middle management" sound like absolute monarchy is reaching new heights. Forget boring titles like "Director" or "Lead" – everyone's a "Czar" now! Because nothing says "I'm approachable and collaborative" like naming yourself after autocratic Russian emperors.

Next up: "JavaScript Sultan," "DevOps Dictator," and "UX Design Deity." Just waiting for someone to update their LinkedIn to "Supreme Git Overlord" with a straight face.

The funniest part? The more grandiose the title, the more likely you're just managing a Jira board and begging people to come to your stand-ups.