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Content Concatenate 2 strings -2 I would like to concatenate 2 strings, I am getting the strings from Microsoft SQL 2008 database, and have to concatenate them in C C datatable share edit close delete flag edited 22 hours ago some hard ass programmer 92.9k 6 100 56 asked Sep 18 at 10:16 Me 5 - 2 16 40 Why don't you make a MySql Database, and use Python instead of C? add a comment start a bounty