FINALLY! The dark truth behind database operations is EXPOSED! ๐จ While professors feed us the sanitized "CRUD" acronym (Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete) like we're innocent children, real-world developers know it's actually "FUCK" (Find, Update, Create, Kill). The transition from classroom to cubicle is BRUTAL, sweetie. One day you're writing pristine SQL queries, the next you're frantically typing "DROP TABLE" at 2am while questioning your career choices. The database doesn't care about your feelings - it only understands violence. ๐
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