We Spared No Expense (Except On I.T. Staff)

The classic Jurassic Park quote gets a corporate tech twist! While companies boast about investing in cutting-edge infrastructure and fancy office perks, they somehow always manage to run their entire operation on a skeleton crew of underpaid IT folks. One sysadmin desperately trying to maintain 200+ servers while management wonders why the network keeps going down. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" echoes through the building as the lone IT person contemplates whether the dinosaurs had it easier than dealing with printer issues for the 5th time today.