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Content WHAT'S NEW - I worked very hard and I made the app better for you, for free! cool, right? - You are welcome, by the way. - No, YOU are passive aggressive. - love writing release notes

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The tables have turned! In regular life, it's the guy consoling his girlfriend over a sad movie. But in the dev world, it's the girlfriend comforting her broken developer boyfriend who's curled up in the fetal position after encountering a runtime error. That moment when your code was working perfectly in development, passed all tests, and then suddenly crashes in production. No amount of "console.log" therapy can fix the emotional damage of hunting down that one missing semicolon at 2 in the morning.

Content Backend Software Develo... D-Orbit Lisboa, Portugal in Candidatura simplificada Salvar Qualifications and Requirements Strong experience in Python programming (at least 3 years): Knowledge of asynchronous programming: Strong knowledge about Pythons' unit testing frameworks (preferably pytest); Experience in the use of Cython library for generation of python extensions; Strong experience in Java programming (preferable experience in Kotlin): Experience in maintaining Java based web applications: Strong experience in C programming; Strong experience in the use and design of REST APIs; Strong experience on event-driven architectures (pubsub pattern); Strong familiarity with Git distributed version control system; Strong experience of the use of commandline of the Linux based operating systems; Strong experience in debugging distributed applications potentially running in remote environments: Experience in agile development methodologies (e.g.. Scrum, TDD); Experience with applications that handle large datasets: Experience in implementing caching mechanisms (i.e., using Redis); Experience in NoSQL databases such as Cassandra and Redis; Experience in relational databases, namely PostgreSQL: Experience using Kafka, MQTT and Redis as message brokers: Experience in cloud-based environments, namely AWS; Experience in the definition and use of Docker containers; Experience in orchestration of docker containerized microservices using Kubernetes; Some experience in working under DevOps oriented methodologies: Pipeline definition: Test execution automation; Some experience in web application development using the microservices architectural paradigm; Experience in designing web-based applications considering the need for scalability, reliability and security; Experience with Jira framework: Experience of bash shell scripting; Experience in JavaScriptTypescript: Experience in authentication and authorization mechanisms; Experience with event bus technologies (e.g., Kafka);

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The brutal truth about our coding abilities has been scientifically quantified! Apparently "vibe coders" who just throw code at the wall without thinking hit a respectable 52.8% accuracy. But add some actual thinking to the process and—boom—74.9%! Meanwhile, Stack Overflow engineers (aka professional copy-pasters) manage 69.1% accuracy, which is suspiciously close to a meme number. And those "senior engineers with 10+ years experience"? A humbling 30.8%—because they're too busy overthinking edge cases and muttering about how "we did it better in Perl." The real genius is realizing we're all just making it up as we go. The more you know, the more you realize you don't know!