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We Spared No Expense (Except On I.T. Staff)
Programming Networking Devops Debugging
2 days ago 73.6K views 0 shares
We Spared No Expense (Except On I.T. Staff)
The classic Jurassic Park quote gets a corporate tech twist! While companies boast about investing in cutting-edge infrastructure and fancy office perks, they somehow always manage to run their entire operation on a skeleton crew of underpaid IT folks. One sysadmin desperately trying to maintain 200+ servers while management wonders why the network keeps going down. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" echoes through the building as the lone IT person contemplates whether the dinosaurs had it easier than dealing with printer issues for the 5th time today.

How Jurassic Park Could Have Ended
Devops Security Programming Linux Debugging
22 days ago 82.4K views 0 shares
How Jurassic Park Could Have Ended
Alternate Jurassic Park ending: Dennis Nedry realizes he's the only IT guy maintaining a critical system with actual dinosaurs and demands fair compensation. Hammond reluctantly agrees instead of lowballing him. Movie ends peacefully, no one gets eaten, and the park probably has working door locks. The real horror was the salary negotiation all along.

Python Based Vision
Python Programming Debugging
1 month ago 119.0K views 0 shares
Python Based Vision
SWEET MOTHER OF INDENTATION! The absolute HORROR of trying to find your cursor in a Python script! There you are, squinting at THREE different monitors like Gandalf trying to decipher ancient runes, and your cursor has VANISHED into the void! 🧙‍♂️ And why can't you find it? Because Python is the T-Rex of programming languages - it literally CANNOT SEE YOU if you don't move! Your cursor is just sitting there, perfectly camouflaged against the sea of whitespace, silently judging your life choices while you frantically wiggle your mouse like you're performing some desperate ritual to summon the coding gods!