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How Jurassic Park Could Have Ended

Devops Security Programming Linux Debugging

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How Jurassic Park Could Have Ended

Alternate Jurassic Park ending: Dennis Nedry realizes he's the only IT guy maintaining a critical system with actual dinosaurs and demands fair compensation. Hammond reluctantly agrees instead of lowballing him. Movie ends peacefully, no one gets eaten, and the park probably has working door locks. The real horror was the salary negotiation all along.

Python Based Vision

Python Programming Debugging

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Python Based Vision

SWEET MOTHER OF INDENTATION! The absolute HORROR of trying to find your cursor in a Python script! There you are, squinting at THREE different monitors like Gandalf trying to decipher ancient runes, and your cursor has VANISHED into the void! 🧙‍♂️ And why can't you find it? Because Python is the T-Rex of programming languages - it literally CANNOT SEE YOU if you don't move! Your cursor is just sitting there, perfectly camouflaged against the sea of whitespace, silently judging your life choices while you frantically wiggle your mouse like you're performing some desperate ritual to summon the coding gods!