The Art Of "Fixing" Lint Errors

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Content Anonymous 030713(Thu)15:27 No. 32091513 Replies: 232092610 32092927 32091493 Regexing with several editors: acme: Oh, I want to execute a regular expression on my text here. Here I go. I take my mouse hand off my keys. move my mouse hand to my mouse grip the mouse with my mouse hand I move the mouse to the tag strip on top of the editing buffer click the tag strip I release the mouse move my mouse hand to the keys I write the regex I take my mouse hand off the keys I move my mouse hand to my mouse grip the mouse and press da butans drag the mouse over the regex to highlight it I release da butans I watch as my regex hopefully does what it needs to do on the first try. move the mouse to the editing buffer to continue inputting text I release the mouse move my mouse hand to the keys FINALLY start typing again. Emacs: press both foot pedals press meta shift control sysrg play the moonlight sonata on the two extra leopards while requesting Regex-Mode with the headstick hit the electric cymbals strapped under my arm and while putting the shift-stick I have gripped tightly with my sphincter into turbo mode signal my two assistants to turn their keys in unison, NOW! input the regex release all keys and watch as emacs gracefully rearranges the text vIm: escape or equivalent :sfoobarg enter continue editing

The eternal developer quest: finding the perfect library! You start all excited about solving your problem, then you find something promising that checks all your boxes. But wait—the GitHub repo's last commit was during the Obama administration, and the only response to "Is this still maintained?" is tumbleweeds blowing across the issue tracker. That moment when you realize you've built your entire architecture on digital quicksand... and now you get to explain to your boss why you need another sprint to replace a "perfectly good solution" that's secretly held together with duct tape and prayers.

The prison hierarchy just got disrupted by a frontend developer. While one inmate brags about murder, our CSS criminal quietly admits to writing <div class="right">Fat unibrow guy</div> – a crime so horrific it sends the murderer cowering in the corner. When you use meaningless class names and non-semantic HTML, you're not just hurting yourself... you're terrorizing every developer who inherits your code. The real prison was the codebase all along.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of web development in one screenshot! 😱 Someone's complaining about their fancy browser dev tools being unstable while the reply is DESPERATELY trying to figure out how to do the most BASIC element inspection in Chrome! It's like watching someone whine about their Ferrari's cup holder while the other person can't figure out how to start their Toyota! THE IRONY IS TOO MUCH! Chrome DevTools literally has a massive inspect button right there in plain sight, but sure, let's blame the "unstable" alternative! This is the digital equivalent of having a lighthouse and still sailing into rocks!