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Jeff Atwood's infamous prophecy that haunts backend developers' nightmares. What started as a joke in 2007 has become our reality - Electron apps, Node.js servers, and even freaking desktop operating systems running JavaScript. The language that was cobbled together in 10 days has somehow consumed everything in its path like some kind of unstoppable syntax blob. Resistance is futile. Your precious C++ application? Rewritten in JS. Your Java backend? Now it's Express. Your sanity? Long gone.

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The ultimate developer prank: advertising a fake conference with a registration link to localhost:3000 . It's like telling someone their prize is in their own pocket ! The localhost address points to your own computer, so anyone trying to register would just hit their own machine—assuming they're even running a server on port 3000. Pure networking comedy gold that separates the CS degree holders from the bootcamp graduates. The 206 upvotes suggest plenty of developers fell for it before realizing they've been magnificently bamboozled.

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