The Blind Query Optimization

The Blind Query Optimization
database-memes, sql-memes, frontend-memes, optimization-memes, javascript-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic developer paradox. Why spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect SQL query when you can waste 3 hours writing convoluted JavaScript filters instead? It's like bringing a telescope to find your glasses when they're sitting on your head.

The irony is palpable - we'll analyze 500MB of data client-side before considering that maybe, just maybe, the database was literally designed for this exact purpose. But no, let's pull the entire table and filter it with 17 nested for-loops because we're efficient.

Next week: "Why is our app so slow?" ๐Ÿค”

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