Then Please Provide Linter Config With Common Sense

Junior dev asks for style guidance. Senior dev smugly says "just use common sense." Junior dev politely asks for actual linter config. Senior dev proceeds to forcefully inject "common sense" directly into their brain, which apparently translates to "whatever the LLM and linter say."

Because nothing screams "common sense" like blindly following ESLint's 47 warnings about semicolons while your production server is literally on fire. The real kicker? Everyone's "common sense" is wildly different. One person's common sense is 2-space indentation, another's is tabs, and a third person's involves sacrificing a rubber duck to the code gods before every commit.

Just give them the .eslintrc file, Karen. It takes 30 seconds and saves everyone from the philosophical debate about whether trailing commas are a war crime or a gift from the heavens.