The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

The metronome of developer emotions! One minute you're debugging a seemingly impossible issue thinking "I should've just become a finance bro," the next you've solved it and you're basically a tech deity. Then the cycle repeats when you hit a new bug and suddenly feel like you've forgotten how to code entirely. The metronome perfectly captures that wild pendulum swing between "I'm the greatest programmer alive" and "I don't deserve to touch a keyboard" that happens approximately 17 times per workday. No other profession oscillates between impostor syndrome and god complex this rapidly!

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Content Developer: You won't be able to find even one bug in my code.. Tester: yuva.krishna.memes

When your entire job is testing one new feature per year at Apple! 😂 The meme shows the legendary "waiting" Pablo Escobar meme format but reimagined for Apple's QA team who supposedly have the cushiest job ever - just chilling around all year waiting for that single new feature to test. Meanwhile at other tech companies, QA engineers are drowning in sprints and backlogs! That's what I call work-life balance taken to the extreme!

Content First coding class of CS Prof: Warning are as important as errors Me:

Content We will fix it in the next sprint Got pushed aside for more critical bugs it will be very easy to fix We are working on it