The Vibe Code Cleanup Revolution

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The Vibe Code Cleanup Revolution

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Ah, the elusive "Vibe Code Cleanup Specialist" – the job title nobody asked for but suddenly everyone has on LinkedIn! What started as a joke has clearly reached pandemic proportions. It's like watching evolution happen in real-time, except instead of developing opposable thumbs, developers are developing increasingly nebulous job titles.

From Finland to Colombia, these brave pioneers are fighting the good fight against... bad vibes in your codebase? Is this what happens when HR and engineering have one too many happy hours together? Next week they'll be "Quantum Refactoring Shamans" and "Legacy Code Exorcists."

Remember when we just called ourselves "developers" and cried silently into our keyboards? Simpler times.

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