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Need A Good Vibe Scrum Master

7 days ago 130.5K views 0 shares

When your startup runs out of actual job titles but still needs to attract talent in this economy. Nothing says "we're totally not going to crash and burn in 6 months" like calling everyone a "Vibe Something." Next up: "Vibe Investor Relations" for when you need to explain why the money's gone. The best part? Someone actually took the time to write this into production code. Probably the "Vibe Code Reviewer" was too busy maintaining the office kombucha tap.

It Will Replace You Not Me

AI Programming

9 days ago 168.1K views 0 shares

The great AI career pivot of 2025! While MBAs panic about ChatGPT stealing their PowerPoint jobs, developers are quietly rebranding themselves as "AI Experts" after watching two YouTube tutorials and adding a few API calls to their resume. Nothing says job security like slapping "AI" in front of your job title and charging triple your hourly rate. The best part? The MBA who demanded "AI integration" in your app can't tell the difference between actual machine learning and an if-statement with extra steps.

The Oxford Dictionary Of Developer Truth

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

1 month ago 140.1K views 0 shares

The Oxford Dictionary Of Developer Truth

The dictionary definition we all feared but never admitted. Turns out "full stack" just means you've successfully convinced HR you can fumble your way through both sides of the application. It's that special talent of being equally mediocre at everything instead of exceptionally bad at just one thing. Job security through diversified incompetence.

The Great AI Gold Rush Of 2025

AI Programming Databases

1 month ago 181.1K views 0 shares

Nothing like the sweet smell of career arbitrage in the morning. Just slap "AI" on your LinkedIn profile and watch your market value triple while recruiters trip over themselves to throw gold bars at you. Meanwhile, you're still running the same SQL queries and data pipelines you were last week, but now you're an "AI visionary" commanding a small fortune. The industry's collective amnesia about what skills actually matter is the gift that keeps on giving. Capitalism at its finest, folks.

The Family Tech Support Lifeline

Programming Hardware Debugging

1 month ago 207.7K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic family tech support paradox. Tell your relatives you work with computers and suddenly you're expected to resurrect their 12-year-old printer that's been possessed by demons since Windows Vista. The real million-dollar question isn't which coding title sounds fanciest on LinkedIn – it's which one will make your aunt stop asking you to fix her router during Thanksgiving dinner. Spoiler alert: none of them work. You could select "Quantum Entanglement Specialist" and they'd still hand you their phone saying "it's doing that thing again."

Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings

AI Webdev Programming

1 month ago 158.9K views 1 shares

Putting on glasses to see the difference between "AI Engineer" and "OpenAI-API-to-product-connector" is the most savage reality check of 2023. You're not architecting neural networks—you're just paying $0.002 per token to have ChatGPT write your code while you add water to your ramen. The modern equivalent of "I know HTML" in 1999 is "I'm an AI Engineer" in 2023. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Vibez Only: Where Technical Skills Meet Good Energy

Programming Agile

2 months ago 164.9K views 0 shares

Vibez Only: Where Technical Skills Meet Good Energy

Ah, the legendary "Junior Vibe Coder" position! Because apparently writing code isn't enough anymore—you need to pass the vibe check too. Companies out here looking for developers who can both reverse a binary tree AND maintain immaculate vibes during a production outage at 3 AM. The best part? That one-week review time. Translation: "We'll ghost you for 7 days while we find someone with better vibes who'll work for less money." Remember when job titles made sense? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Select Data Science From SQL

Databases AI Programming

3 months ago 173.0K views 1 shares

Ah yes, the classic executive who just discovered the term "data science" and now thinks anyone who can run a basic SQL query is suddenly a data scientist. Nothing says "I understand tech" quite like watching someone execute SELECT * FROM table and immediately asking if they should update their LinkedIn to "Senior ML Engineer." Meanwhile, actual data scientists with PhDs in statistics are quietly crying into their Jupyter notebooks.

The Real MVP Of Every Tech Company

Backend Devops Programming Cloud

3 months ago 128.4K views 0 shares

The corporate tech hierarchy in its final form! Three humans with impressive titles and then... an anime character quietly doing all the backend work. Every engineering team has that one mysterious dev who never shows up to meetings but somehow keeps the entire infrastructure from imploding. The anime character is probably the only one who actually knows how the legacy codebase works while everyone else is busy making PowerPoints about "synergy" and "digital transformation." Let's be honest - if your backend engineer is an anime character, your uptime is probably better than AWS. They don't need sleep, coffee, or performance reviews - just respect and the occasional new season of their favorite show.

Senior Dev With No Idea

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

3 months ago 98.5K views 0 shares

From "senior dev with 18 years experience" to "no idea" about actual coding skills in 7 minutes flat. Nothing captures the tech industry's impostor syndrome epidemic quite like this. The beautiful irony of someone who abandoned actual programming to become a "vibe coder" (whatever that is) and still can't assess their own abilities. It's the career equivalent of putting "proficient in Microsoft Word" on your resume but not knowing how to change the font.

Reality Is Often Disappointing

AI Programming Python

3 months ago 138.6K views 0 shares

Putting on glasses to transform from "LLM Engineer" to "Knows about openai, anthropic and google-genai package" is peak tech industry smoke and mirrors. It's like calling yourself a "Cloud Architect" because you once deployed a WordPress site to AWS. The glasses don't add intelligence—they just help you see through the BS of your own job title. Next time someone introduces themselves as an "LLM Engineer," ask them if they can actually explain a transformer architecture or if they just know how to copy-paste API keys.

Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition

Programming Devops

4 months ago 103.3K views 0 shares

The job title inflation chart nobody asked for but everyone needed. Same person, different LinkedIn profile updates as they discover the salary brackets. "Coder" is the angry intern fixing bugs for pizza. "Programmer" is what you call yourself after learning a for-loop. "Developer" comes with the first paycheck that covers rent. "Software Engineer" appears magically after your first successful pull request. "Software Architect" is just you refusing to write code while drawing boxes on whiteboards at 3x the salary.

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