The Tech Career Rollercoaster

Evolution of a developer in three stages: First, the peasant way: manually highlighting with the mouse like it's your first day with a computer. Then, the standard keyboard shortcut approach that separates the professionals from the amateurs. But the final form? Hitting Ctrl+C multiple times because you've been burned too many times by phantom clipboard failures. That satisfying machine-gun tapping of the C key is the sound of trust issues developed over years of lost code and broken promises. The tuxedo is just what your soul wears after enough clipboard betrayals.

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Content I enjoy doing side projects I don't have free time for projects anymore made with mematic My side projects land me a job at a big tech company I don't have free time for projects anymore

Windows crashes aren't bugs—they're features . Just like Bob Ross turned mistakes into birds, Microsoft turns kernel panics into "happy little restarts." That blue screen isn't the digital grim reaper; it's just your OS taking an unscheduled meditation break. The best part? You didn't even have to click "restart"—Windows thoughtfully did it for you! Nothing says "I value your time" like forcibly closing all your unsaved work because some random driver decided to have an existential crisis.

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Content Work Retire Die WorkRetireDie Sorry I was too busy filling out your project tracker to do any actual work on the project