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The Tech Career Rollercoaster

Job hunting Tech industry Developer life Software development Tech interviews Career advice Programming career Youtube algorithm Job rejection

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The Tech Career Rollercoaster

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The tech industry in a nutshell: watch an 18-minute podcast about landing your dream dev job, then immediately get hit with an 11-minute reality check on why you're completely screwed. Nothing says "balanced career advice" like emotional whiplash between hope and despair in your YouTube recommendations. The algorithm knows exactly how to keep you in that perfect state of anxious engagement.

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