The Tech Career Rollercoaster

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The eternal duality of developer urgency! Your product manager frantically messages: "Need this PR merged ASAP!!!" But what they don't realize is you've mastered the art of interpreting "ASAP" as "As Slow As Possible." Like Skeletor here, you'll confidently declare your alternative interpretation before quietly slipping away into the shadows. That urgent feature request? It'll be ready when it's ready... which coincidentally aligns perfectly with your existing plans to refactor that completely unrelated module first. The best part? When they finally catch up with you three sprints later, you can just blame it on "unexpected technical complexities" and "proper testing protocols." Checkmate, management.

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Behold the majestic stick figure - the pinnacle of programmer art! When code wizards are forced to venture beyond their comfort zone of beautiful brackets and elegant functions, this masterpiece emerges. It's that magical moment when your boss says "we can't afford a designer" and suddenly your CS degree transforms you into Picasso with MS Paint skills. The artistic vision is... minimalist? Yeah, let's call it minimalist. 🎨