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Self Taught Javascript Developer

Code review Learning to code Self taught Async await

Javascript Webdev StackOverflow Frontend Programming

3 months ago 21,324,817 views 0 shares

Self Taught Javascript Developer

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Look, we've all been there. You skip the boring fundamentals, copy-paste from Stack Overflow like it's a competitive sport, and suddenly you're walking yourself through code you barely understand. The dog walking itself is literally every self-taught JS dev trying to explain their spaghetti code during a code review. "Yeah, I know it works, but I'm not entirely sure how or why." The leash represents the illusion of control you think you have over your async/await mess until production breaks at 2 PM on a Friday.

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