Job rejection Memes

The tech industry's hiring process is basically a sadistic obstacle course designed by people who hate joy. Regular folks step on a rake and get rejected immediately. Meanwhile, developers have to parkour through HR screenings, awkward team interviews, and technical interrogations where they're asked to invert binary trees on a whiteboard—only to get rejected anyway. Six weeks of your life gone just so some startup can tell you they're "going in a different direction." The greatest skill in software engineering isn't coding—it's maintaining your will to live through the interview process.

Normal people send a CV and get rejected in two simple steps. Software engineers, though? We prefer to make rejection an art form . First, submit that meticulously crafted CV. Then endure the HR interview where they ask why manhole covers are round. Next, survive the developer interrogation about your "passion for coding since the womb." Finally, tackle the technical interview where they ask you to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard while standing on one foot. Because why get rejected quickly when you can stretch the inevitable disappointment across four increasingly soul-crushing stages? It's like we're skateboarding down the stairs of despair just to land in the same rejection puddle as everyone else. Peak efficiency!

The tech industry in a nutshell: watch an 18-minute podcast about landing your dream dev job, then immediately get hit with an 11-minute reality check on why you're completely screwed. Nothing says "balanced career advice" like emotional whiplash between hope and despair in your YouTube recommendations. The algorithm knows exactly how to keep you in that perfect state of anxious engagement.