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What's Your Take On This?

16 hours ago 135.7K views 0 shares

LinkedIn has become a parody of itself where everyone's a "thought leader" with 47 job titles but zero actual employment. You've got people listing "AI Enthusiast" and "GenAI Evangelist" like it's a real credential, throwing in "Prompt Engineer" because they once asked ChatGPT to write them a cover letter. The best part? "LinkedIn Top Voice (according to me)" and ending with "Father and son" as if that's a professional qualification. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like having more AWS certifications than job offers. We've all seen these profiles—the ones where every buzzword from the last tech conference got crammed into a bio, but the employment status tells the real story. Pro tip: If your title collection is longer than your actual work experience, the algorithm might be the only thing impressed.

Well, Apparently This Guy Is A Very Bad Programmer

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8 days ago 158.7K views 0 shares

Well, Apparently This Guy Is A Very Bad Programmer

The classic tale of telling someone to "learn to code" when their industry collapses, only to have it spectacularly backfire a decade later. In 2014, some smug tech bro sees a factory worker lamenting their shutdown plant and suggests coding as the magical solution to all life's problems. Fast forward to 2024, and that same person is having an absolute meltdown because AI just automated away their programming job. The irony is *chef's kiss*. The real kicker? The factory worker pivoted to welding and is now probably making bank while our former programmer is spiraling. Turns out physical trades that require hands-on skills are way harder to automate than pushing pixels around. Who would've thought that condescending career advice would age like milk in the sun?

How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn

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18 days ago 248.8K views 1 shares

How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn

When your side project starts as "I just need to find one specific video" and ends with you accidentally becoming the chief architect of a distributed NSFW content aggregation platform. The progression from normal person to full clown is chef's kiss—each step sounds more impressive on a resume while getting exponentially harder to explain to your grandma. The beauty here is that the technical skills are genuinely impressive: ETL pipelines, indexing 89,000 communities, deploying a Next.js app with proper infrastructure. But good luck putting "Built scalable search engine for adult content discovery across Reddit's NSFW ecosystem" on your LinkedIn without your professional network having questions. HR departments everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. Pro tip: Just call it a "content aggregation platform with advanced filtering capabilities" and pray nobody asks for a demo during the interview.

Software Engineer's Weekend Paradise

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3 months ago 205.8K views 2 shares

Parents: "Study hard or you'll end up like that guy!" That guy: "Shut up lady, it's Sunday and I'm a software developer." The perfect encapsulation of our industry—where you can make six figures while lying on the floor of a server room drinking beer on a weekend. The ultimate revenge against everyone who told you to "sit up straight" and "apply yourself." Who's laughing now? (Still probably not us because we're debugging a production issue during our time off.)

Mom's Career Advice Paradox

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

7 months ago 152.9K views 0 shares

The beautiful irony that parents never saw coming. While mom lectures about how computer time won't lead to employment, software engineers are silently making six figures by... *checks notes*... staying on computers all day. That awkward monkey puppet side-eye perfectly captures the internal dialogue: "Should I tell her that's literally my entire job description, or just nod and go back to my 'useless' coding?" The greatest generational plot twist since discovering avocado toast doesn't actually prevent homeownership.

The Beanie-Based Tech Hierarchy

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8 months ago 186.9K views 0 shares

The secret tech career hierarchy nobody tells you about in coding bootcamp: it's all about the beanie height-to-salary ratio. Want that six-figure software engineering job? Better start folding that beanie up! Meanwhile, the rest of us unemployed devs with our slouchy beanies are just one npm install away from dealing drugs in the parking lot. The real full-stack development is stacking your beanie just right during the Zoom interview.

The Tech Career Rollercoaster

Programming Webdev

9 months ago 158.5K views 0 shares

The tech industry in a nutshell: watch an 18-minute podcast about landing your dream dev job, then immediately get hit with an 11-minute reality check on why you're completely screwed. Nothing says "balanced career advice" like emotional whiplash between hope and despair in your YouTube recommendations. The algorithm knows exactly how to keep you in that perfect state of anxious engagement.

Every Single Family Dinner

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9 months ago 224.0K views 0 shares

Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.

AI Will Not Hesitate (To Be Used As Fearmongering)

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9 months ago 290.1K views 0 shares

AI Will Not Hesitate (To Be Used As Fearmongering)

The classic tech panic bait-and-switch! First half: "AI is coming for your jobs, web devs! DSA knowledge? Useless. MERN stack? Dead. Only learn ML and chase whatever shiny new tech appears on the horizon!" Then the punchline drops: "The more terrified everyone is, the fewer people will compete for jobs... which means more job security for me ." It's the programming equivalent of telling kids the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Pure psychological warfare disguised as career advice!

We All Did It At Some Point

Programming Webdev Debugging

9 months ago 148.4K views 0 shares

The eternal programmer's paradox! Someone gives you sage advice about valuing your skills, and your brain immediately goes: "But what about my undocumented spaghetti code that I wrote at 3 AM while chugging energy drinks? Surely that masterpiece is worth exactly $5." The cognitive dissonance of knowing we should charge properly for our expertise while simultaneously feeling like imposters selling digital duct tape solutions is the most relatable programmer experience ever. We're all out here building the digital future with code we're secretly embarrassed about!

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