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So apparently the ONLY scientifically valid metric for measuring code quality is WTFs per minute during code review, and honestly? The accuracy is TERRIFYING.
Good code gets you maybe one confused "WTF" every few minutes. Bad code? You're drowning in a tsunami of "WTF IS THIS?!" and "DUDE WTF" faster than you can say "technical debt." It's like the difference between a gentle rain and a category 5 hurricane of confusion.
Forget cyclomatic complexity, forget test coverage—if your teammate is muttering expletives at a rate that could power a small generator, you KNOW you've written some truly cursed garbage. The people have spoken, and they're screaming WTF.
