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Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.

The circle of technological bewilderment continues! Future programmers will stare slack-jawed at our primitive coding methods without AI assistance, while we're already scratching our heads wondering how the ancients managed without Stack Overflow to copy-paste from. It's the developer's version of "I walked uphill both ways to school" except each generation's hill gets replaced with fancier tools. Somewhere, a programmer from the 70s is laughing at us all while debugging with actual paper printouts.

The tables have turned! In regular life, it's the guy consoling his girlfriend over a sad movie. But in the dev world, it's the girlfriend comforting her broken developer boyfriend who's curled up in the fetal position after encountering a runtime error. That moment when your code was working perfectly in development, passed all tests, and then suddenly crashes in production. No amount of "console.log" therapy can fix the emotional damage of hunting down that one missing semicolon at 2 in the morning.

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