Don't Touch It If It Works

The PEAK of software engineering, ladies and gentlemen! When developers get bored, they don't just fix bugs—they create error messages that scream existential crisis! "it broke" is the software equivalent of a teenager shrugging when asked why they didn't do their homework. No stack trace, no error code, no suggestions—just the raw, unfiltered truth that something has catastrophically failed while you were trying to order your Carnival Steak. The developer probably spent 6 hours implementing complex payment processing algorithms but couldn't be bothered to write more than two words when the whole thing imploded. This is what happens when the debugging budget runs out but the coffee supply doesn't!

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The universal rite of passage for coding newbies: discovering a semicolon error and treating it like they've found the Higgs boson of programming problems. Veterans watching this unfold are just sitting there thinking, "Ah yes, I remember when I too believed semicolons were worthy of philosophical debate instead of letting my IDE handle it while I focus on actual problems... like why my perfectly functional code works in dev but crashes in production." Nothing screams "I just installed VS Code yesterday" quite like passionately sharing that semicolon meme your non-technical friend would find hilarious.

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