Aborted Virtual Machine

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Aborted Virtual Machine

virtual-machine-memes, overengineering-memes, webassembly-memes, wasm-memes, abandoned-projects-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic tale of developer overengineering, brought to you by "pingusVM" - a project that died before it lived. Nothing screams "I've been coding too long" like deciding your VM needs both stack AND register-based architecture when one would've done just fine.

Meanwhile, WebAssembly is sitting there like "been there, solved that" while our ambitious dev realizes they've reinvented a square wheel. The best projects are the ones you abandon after that 2AM moment of clarity when you realize you're competing with an entire team at Google.

But hey, at least they got a funny name out of it. RIP pingusVM (2023-2023) - we hardly knew ye.

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