The New Tech Giants Acronym Just Dropped

The tech industry's desperate attempt to make "middle management" sound like absolute monarchy is reaching new heights. Forget boring titles like "Director" or "Lead" – everyone's a "Czar" now! Because nothing says "I'm approachable and collaborative" like naming yourself after autocratic Russian emperors. Next up: "JavaScript Sultan," "DevOps Dictator," and "UX Design Deity." Just waiting for someone to update their LinkedIn to "Supreme Git Overlord" with a straight face. The funniest part? The more grandiose the title, the more likely you're just managing a Jira board and begging people to come to your stand-ups.

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The desktop of nightmares! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of hoarding – hundreds of files scattered across the desktop like landmines in a battlefield. This is that one coworker who says "I have a system" but their system is pure chaos. The same person who can somehow find that one specific document in 0.3 seconds while you watch in horror. Ten years as a tech lead and I still break into cold sweats when clients share their screens and I see this. It's like watching someone code with their elbows – technically possible but deeply unsettling.

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