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Tom Riddle's diary was literally out here doing GPT-4 things before the internet even existed. Harry writes a prompt, gets a personalized response, and the thing even remembers context from previous conversations. It's got memory persistence, natural language processing, and apparently runs on zero electricity. The only downside? Instead of hallucinating facts like modern LLMs, it tried to literally murder you. But hey, at least it didn't require a $20/month subscription and 47 GPU clusters to run. Honestly, Voldemort was ahead of his time—dude basically invented stateful conversational AI in a notebook. If only he'd pivoted to a startup instead of world domination, he could've been a billionaire.

Ever seen a codebase that looks like it was designed by drunk toddlers playing Jenga? That's what happens when someone utters those fateful words: "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later." This brick wall is basically every legacy project I've inherited. Sure, it technically "works" in the same way this wall technically exists — but one strong breeze (or one edge case) and the whole thing collapses faster than my will to live during a 3 AM production hotfix. And that promised refactoring? It's like saying "I'll start my diet tomorrow" — we all know it's never happening. By the time you circle back, you'll need a team of archaeologists to understand what that spaghetti mess was supposed to do in the first place.

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