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Tech Acronyms: Outsourced Edition
AI Webdev Programming
1 day ago 64.1K views 0 shares
Tech Acronyms: Outsourced Edition
STOP EVERYTHING! Someone just redefined every tech acronym and I'm absolutely DYING! 💀 AI isn't artificial intelligence anymore—it's "An Indian." API? Forget application programming interface, it's clearly "A Person in India." And don't get me started on LLM being "Low-cost Labor in Mumbai" instead of large language model! The tech outsourcing stereotype has reached catastrophic new heights with "GPT - Gujarati Professional Typist." My entire career is a lie and my resume needs a geography section now. I can't even!

FAANG Is Dead, Long Live GAYMAN
Programming AI
8 days ago 188.6K views 3 shares
FAANG Is Dead, Long Live GAYMAN
Remember when FAANG (Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google) was the cool kids club of tech companies everyone wanted to work for? Well, times change. Now it's GAYMAN - Google, Amazon, Y (probably meant to be Yelp or Y Combinator), Meta (formerly Facebook), Apple, Nvidia. The real joke is how we developers keep creating acronyms for companies that would replace us with an AI in a heartbeat. The irony that Nvidia - the company powering the AI revolution - is now in the club isn't lost on me. Six-figure salaries and free snacks though, so who's complaining?

Theres Another Meaning
Databases Security Programming Cloud
4 months ago 173.8K views 0 shares
Theres Another Meaning
Ah, the classic tech acronym mixup. One person thinks BDSM stands for Big Data Security Management (a perfectly innocent enterprise software solution), while the other person is thinking of... well, something entirely different. The real joke is that no one in IT has ever created an acronym that wasn't already taken by something NSFW. We're still waiting for someone to explain what the S in BDSM actually stands for in the tech context. Probably "scalable" because everything needs to be scalable these days.